We want one of those

We’ve seen the future and it’s going to improve your Soccer Sixes swag. This WiFi football tracks the power, direction and spin of shots so you can hone your skills.

The Inside Coach ball took three years to develop. It is packed with microchips and motion sensors and performs like a normal ball – but at £90, it is a fair bit pricier.

It wirelessly links to an app on your phone and gives real-time coaching tips via a headset. The only improvement would be if it blasted you with a Fergie-style hairdryer when you fail to play up to scratch.